Tap Dat Ass For Child’s Play

Published on August 29, 2009 by Jules · No Comments

It has been brought to my attention repeatedly that I am a bad geek because I do not like PIXAR. One of the listeners of my Geeky Pleasures show on Party 934 suggested that I lend my ass to spankings at PAX for some sort of fundraiser in lieu of the above. Since this idea has been put out there, I have been getting a lot of “Yes DO IT!”

There are a few different fundraisers being done during the PAX festivities for the wonderful charity Child’s Play. I am already participating in one and that is the TriWizard Drinking Tournament where the soon to be infamous dance off will occur. Another fundraiser worth mentioning is the Cookie Brigade, so keep your eyes open for the cookie people.

This is how I have decided to help. If you find me at PAX (I will be posting my finalizedish schedule on Monday to make this easier), walk up to me and say something along the lines of “Hey I hear you hate PIXAR. Time for me to tap dat ass” at which point (after you have given me a donation to Child’s Play and don’t be cheap, I was thinking the 2-5 dollar range) I will turn around and you can give me a spanking. Do not abuse the privilege of tapping my ass. Please be gentle.

If you do not know what I look like, to make myself easier to locate, I will have a few of these pinned to my person.